November 21, 2008
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Things to Not Do. Ever.
Leave a bottle of really good wine in the freezer thinking it will magically not freeze like bad whiskey.
Tell someone you’re in a fight with that you’re sorry that they’re an asshole.
Climb into the middle upslope of a rope ladder.
Make fake blood and apply it with a fake knife on a teenager in front of a school administrator.
Get into an argument with a student of a fine art about whether or not his degree will actually find him employment.
Misspell a word in your rebuttal message during the aforementioned argument.
Squirm in your seat during a movie in a crowded theater, no matter how long it is or how numb your ass is.
Do a ballet leap in jeans and cold muscles. STILL paying for that one.
Comments (3)
But was it a joyous ballet leap?
@Roninism -
No, it was more like an “I got out of ballet class an hour ago, let’s see if i can still do that one thing… kind of leap.
Thanks! I needed a laugh. All the rain here’s making me blue.