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Name: Rachel
Country: United States
State: Arkansas
Metro: Hot Springs
Gender: Female


Interests: Writing. Reading - anything I can get my hands on. Music. Hiking. Anything outdoorsy really. Looking at the stars (you would not believe how into astronomy i am). And i love coffee more than i should. I like shopping in used bookstores and art-supply stores and I love looking at art although I am horrible at it, except for basic layout and calligraphy. Well, I sculpt too. And photography. So I just contradicted my own statement. Being in theatre makes me ecstatically happy. So I guess you could say I am a typical raging bohemian. I like cussing unapologetically. I like doing things that shock people and seem entirely out of character for me. Sometimes I love God. Right now we are mutually seeing other people. I love being so far behind on fashion that i'm actually ahead. I like making people laugh. I like arguing. I like building things. I like cool-aid. I like the fact that i was a geek long before it became popular. Oh, yes, and I've also taken up dumpster diving. Much fun to try.
Expertise: Why even ask that question? Hmmm... let me think... I am really good at getting into trouble. And getting other people into trouble. But I'm also the master of getting out of trouble in record time. I am the master of double speak. And paranoid conspiracy theories. The game of tete-a-tete is one of my favorites. And being invisible, or in some cases just "unassuming". I have sulking and being shady down to an artform. And if my life ran like an action movie I would be the FUCKING MASTERMIND!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I win at Translation Party!

Stop killing the sheep? They don't want your damn encyclopedias!
into Japanese
停止して、羊を殺す?彼らはあなたの気の百科事典したくない!
back into English
Stop, kill the sheep? They do not want to feel your encyclopedias!
back into Japanese
停止すると、羊を殺すのか彼らはあなたの百科事典を感じるようにしたくない!
back into English
When you stop, or they do not want to kill a sheep to feel your encyclopedias!
back into Japanese
ときは、停止、またはそれらの百科事典を感じるように羊を殺すためにしたくない!
back into English
When the stop, do not want to kill a sheep or they feel an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
時停止すると、羊を殺すか、または、百科事典を感じる必要はありません!
back into English
When you stop or kill a sheep, or do not need to feel an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
いつ停止するか、羊を殺すか、百科事典を感じるようにする必要はありません!
back into English
When you stop or kill the sheep, need to feel is not an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
いつ停止するか、羊を殺し、感じる必要がある百科事典ではありません!
back into English
When you stop, killing the sheep, the encyclopedia does not need to feel!
back into Japanese
するときは、羊を殺し、停止、百科事典を感じるようにする必要はありません!
back into English
When you are killing the sheep, stop, need to feel you are not an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
するときは、停止すると、羊を殺しているあなたの気持ちに必要な百科事典ではありません!
back into English
When you are stopped and, in the encyclopedia that you feel you need to kill the sheep do not!
back into Japanese
ときに停止され、あなたの羊を殺すために必要があるが感じている百科事典ではありません!
back into English
When you are stopped, the encyclopedia that you need to feel you do not kill the sheep!
back into Japanese
いつ停止され、百科事典は、あなたが羊を殺していないと感じる必要がある!
back into English
Any time been suspended, an encyclopedia, you need not feel that you kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
いつでも、百科事典が中断されて、あなたは羊を殺すを感じる必要はない!
back into English
At any time, the encyclopedia is suspended, you must feel not kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
いつでも、百科事典の場合、羊を殺しては感じる必要が中断されます!
back into English
At any time, if the encyclopedia, to kill the sheep will be suspended should feel!
back into Japanese
いつでも、場合は、百科事典を感じる必要が中断される羊を殺すために!
back into English
At any time, if you will, to kill the sheep should be discontinued feel an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
任意の時点で、もし、百科事典を感じるを中止する必要がある羊を殺すためになる!
back into English
At any time, if you will need to kill the sheep to stop feeling an encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
任意の時点で、もし、羊を殺すために百科事典感を停止する必要があります!
back into English
At any time, if you need to shut down the Encyclopedia sense to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
任意の時点で、もし百科事典感覚をシャットダウンし、羊を殺すために必要がある!
back into English
At any time, shut down the Encyclopedia sense if you need to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
場合は、羊を殺すために必要な任意の時点で、エンサイクロペディア感覚をシャットダウン!
back into English
If, at any time necessary to kill a sheep, feeling shut down the Encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
場合は、いつでも羊を殺すために必要で、感覚は、百科事典をシャットダウン!
back into English
If you are required to kill a sheep at any time, the sense is shut down the Encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
場合はいつでも、羊を殺すために必要とされると、感覚で、百科事典をシャットダウンされます!
back into English
If at any time, and be required to kill the sheep, the sense is shut down the Encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
いつでも、そして場合は、羊を殺すために必要となる、という意味で、百科事典をシャットダウンされます!
back into English
At any time, and you will need to kill a sheep, in the sense that will shut down the Encyclopedia!
back into Japanese
任意の時点で、あなたは、ある意味では、百科事典をシャットダウンし、羊を殺すために必要になります!
back into English
At any point, you are in a sense, shut down the Encyclopedia, you need to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
任意の時点では、ある意味では、百科事典をシャットダウンすると、羊を殺すために必要です!
back into English
At any time, in a sense, when you shut down the Encyclopedia, you need to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
任意の時点では、ある意味で、ときに百科事典をシャットダウンすると、羊を殺すために必要がある!
back into English
At any time, in a sense, and when you shut down the Encyclopedia, you need to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
任意の時点では、ある意味、としたときに百科事典をシャットダウンすると、羊を殺すために必要がある!
back into English
At any time, the sense, when you shut down the Encyclopedia when you need to kill a sheep!
back into Japanese
いつでも、意味では、ときにするときに羊を殺すために必要な百科事典をシャットダウン!
back into English
At any time, in the sense is required to shut down the Encyclopedia when you kill a sheep when!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.


Monday, February 08, 2010

This is What Happens When A Movie Studio Gets Corporate Sponsorship.

Really, really interesting shit that could have been made with a lower budget, but why bother?




Friday, January 29, 2010

The Man Scarf

So, my genius boyfriend shaves off his beard the day before a winter storm. This morning he was complaining a bit about how how much it sucks that his face will be hairless for, like the next twenty-four hours until his beard re-spawns spontaneously. I suggested a scarf. Micah, being the super-studly tough guy that he is, vetoed that idea with not a moment's hesitation. In fact it was so fast that I didn't even have to say the words, "How about a scarf" he just psychically knew and pounded his fist into the wall, causing the floor to buckle a bit. Then I got an idea. See, winter wear is very limited, in that it can only look a certain way before it becomes ineffective, inconvenient, or just makes the wearer look homeless. In this case, there are two, maybe three (only if I count knitting him a new beard out of yarn made from bear-fur, but that's possibly illegal and time-consuming for someone who's only going to need it for a day, tops) ways to properly cover the face of a man: a scarf, or a ski-mask. Ski-mask is out, since my lover could get shot by a well-meaning gas-station clerk who believes himself to be in mortal danger just doling out cigarettes. The only solution is a scarf. But there is no real scarf for men. There's something like this....


But that's for men who shop in boutiques for shoes and talk about their feelings. No real man should ever endure this. My thoughts: there needs to be a real man's scarf. Made from farm-grade heavy duty burlap. Sewn with the entire circulatory system of a fallen moose. Two-inch metal spikes protruding from the material that says "stay the fuck away from me, I'm cold". That would be something men could wear with pride.


Saturday, January 09, 2010

Currently
Rocky II
By Sylvester Stallone, Carl Weathers, Burgess Meredith, Talia Shire, Burt Young
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Decided: A new committment to something crazy.

My new collection of oddness: Cheap used vintage science fiction novels. Like, the dimestore paperbacks from the 50's and 60's that screamed of experiments gone horribly wrong and aliens abducting people en masse. If I told the people I knew in real life about this, though, it wouldn't be surprising. This speaks volumes more about me than meets the eye. First, I just have a love for the odd. There is no doubt about this. The obscure, offbeat, crazy, just plain fascinates me. Then there's the geek cred thing that I am seriously lacking in, being surrounded by 4channers and gamers galore. I've never felt so behind on things in my life. Dammit, I only have a basic knowledge of comic books, and I'm lucky that I've heard of a few of the universes and superheroes/villains they speak of. Then there's the feminist thing I've been having problems with for a while. Women of my mother's generation were into Harlequin Romance novels. I must admit, I've read a few, and they're not bad. If I could read them without the emotional and uber-helpless feminine thing, they would be great travelogues of the UK. But, alas, they're not. In fact, most of women's literature deals with the emotions and character building than the intellectual aspect of a novel. This pisses me off. If I wanted to deal with my emotions, I wouldn't read a book, I'd just sit and think or write something myself. So collecting science fiction novels seems to me to be the farthest thing from the Harlequins while still being under the formulated paperback cheesy concept.
Compromise: write a crazy Harlequin Romance set in the rolling hills of Scotland, where a Russian Spy is en route to London from a failed nuclear test site and strikes a deal with a lonely painter and college professor's daughter, who is headstrong, but secretly shy and has never known the touch of a man. He will give the painter one million dollars if he can take the daughter away to a facility to draw her blood, as her records indicate from some big-worded test that she is immune to all radiation, and it could save his life. In reality the Russian is not really poisoned with radiation, just creepy and watched her swimming and fell in love with her. He wants her to marry him and come live in his big mansion in East Germany. Then all the sheep in Scotland suddenly collapse with a mysterious disease and the spy has to defeat the aliens and finally get the painter's daughter to see the beauty of his soul and make her promise to marry him. She does as they leave Scotland in a huge helicopter headed for Stalingrad.


Tuesday, January 05, 2010

New Art Movements I'm sure most artists overlook.

I've said before that no new art is being made, and that's not entirely true. It's just that for now art above ground is the same post-modernist steel poles in a field of red that is selling to people to put over their couches. Real art is still being made underground, but it's kind of more art with a point, or taking art into its most basic elements and trying to chase something unattainable. I find it very exciting. Here are some examples:

 - Energy Art movement: http://www.energyartmovement.org/ tries to boil the energy that comes off of a good painting into it's purest form. Think of it as crack to old art's cocaine. They call it "visual dynamism".

 - Antagonist Movement: Just basically a swift kick to the ass of the art community. http://antagovision.com/manifesto/

 - Thinkism Art Movement: Oracalic, lots of symbolism, seems like the kind of art I do. http://www.thinkism.org/asp/founding.asp

 - Stuckism: A more crude version of Thinkism. http://www.stuckism.com/PaintingsList.html#Painting

 - Conscious Art: http://consciousart.org/Manifesto.html kind of sounds like the stuff my professor Kate was teaching us in Intro to Theatrical Design class. Art for the purposes of knowing that what you're doing is indeed art.

Wow, so what I guess I'm trying to say is that underground art has become pretentious and stuffy again, but only from a socio-political-conscious point of view.



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